Real quotes from real prosperity preachers.

“[M]any are ignorant of the fact that God has already made provision for his children to be wealthy here on earth. When I say wealthy, I mean very, very rich.”
Michael Okonkwo

“I believe in formula Christianity, for I became a Christian by following a formula.… Money is… a symbol of God’s great abundance that is available to you. It is a symbol of the truth that you live in an opulent universe.… get ready to see prosperity flowing in your life.”
Peter Wade

“My God is a God who wants me to have things. He wants me to bling. He wants me to be the hottest thing on the block. I don’t know what kind of God the rest of y’all are serving, but the God I serve says, ‘Mary, you need to be the hottest thing this year, and I’m gonna make sure you’re doing that’.”
Mary J. Blige

“Do you want a hundredfold return on your money? Give and let God multiply it back to you…Invest heavily in God; the returns are staggering…Every man who invests in the Gospel has a right to expect the staggering return of one hundredfold.”
Kenneth Copeland, Laws of Prosperity, p.67

“As a believer, you have a right to make commands in the name of Jesus. Each time you stand on the Word, you are commanding God”
Kenneth Copeland, Our Covenant with God, Fort Worth, TX: KCP Publications,1987, p. 32.

“[God] made us in the same class of being that he is himself…[you are] as much an incarnation as Jesus of Nazareth.”
Kenneth E. Hagin, “The Virgin Birth” in Word of Faith Magazine (December 1977)

Creflo Dollar: “If horses get together, they produce what?”
Congregation: “Horses!”
Dollar: “If dogs get together, they produce what?”
Congregation: “Dogs!”
Dollar: “If cats get together, they produce what?”
Congregation: “Cats!”
Dollar: “So if the Godhead says ‘Let us make man in our image’, and everything produces after its own kind, then they produce what?”
Congregation: “Gods!”
Dollar: “Gods. Little “g” gods. You’re not human. Only human part of you is this flesh you’re wearing.”
Suffer the Children, a Trevor Glass film, 2006; retrieved April 25, 2008.

“God’s prosperity isn’t just financial blessings. It also includes healing, protection, favor, wisdom, success, well-being and every good thing you could possibly need—all the good things Jesus paid for you to have.”
Gloria Copeland

“I am sowing $_____ and believing for a hundredfold return.”
Printed on the “offering” envelopes at Kenneth Copeland’s “church”

“Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wanted to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion.”
—L. Ron Hubbard (Founder of Scientology)

One thought on “Quotes”

  1. The hundred fold return “doctrine”, is indeed unbiblical. This is based on Mark 10:30, but the original Greek doesn’t say “a hundred fold”, it says “much, much more”. The better rendition of this is Luke’s account given in Luke 18:30 “… will be repaid many times over…” (NLT)
    Be blessed.

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